Spanked with a slipper. Do you cry? Spanked with a slipper. I thought I was doing pretty well until, I tripped over a wellington boot Jackson had carelessly left at the foot of the stairs. They would have to move away. Richard hopped on one leg and trying not to fall flat on his face he dislodged the slipper from his left foot. My eyebrows shot heavenwards. Ant told his pal Will about it when they were sinking a couple of pints at the Three Fishers. I had taken all kinds of drugs in the past but none of them had done this to me. His head feels like church bells are clanging inside it.